- Aug 3, 1995 (Age: 23)
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- Aug 3, 1995 (Age: 23)
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Name: Alex D Jones
Sex: super male vitality (male)
From: New World
Current location: Gay Frog Island somewhere in the New World
Occupation: former propagandist and marksman for Revolutionary Army (best recruitment tool for RA up to this date), now renegade and head of a former radio/propagandist/recruitment radio show now turned into a violent insurgency known as IntelWars that specialises in clandestine warfare. Alex D Jones had all his broadcast platforms taken away by Dragon because of his incitement of violence against marines and because of his wild speculations about potential traitors in the RA hierarchy that were so outlandishly speculative and divisive that Dragon decided to cut the chords and all ties to Alex because he was deemed "too crazy". That was a big mistake. Alex D Jones's IntelWars radio broadcast had such a big following that now people are turning on Dragon in favour of Alex. The revolution has just begun!! His paramilitary organisation IntelWars is becoming a real powerhouse in the New World.
Haki: advanced CoO (future sight, extremely honed presence haki)
Devil fruit: Lard Lard No MI (special paramecia). Allows the user to produce, manipulate and transform parts or the whole of his body into lard. The devil fruit is also awakened. Pure lard is a pure fat and, contrary to what one might expect, pure fats are actually colourless and odourless (and even tasteless) and the fact is that the colour you see in fats is because of additives, foreign substances, pigments that are lipophillic (fat soluble) that have been added to give it a characteristic colour (for example Carotene in butter gives it the yellow colour and the taste is often compounds produced by special bacteria). This makes his ability particularly dangerous.
By mixing some combustible metal like sodium with the fatty acids and water you can have a real explosion going like making crazy explosive fire balls. He can also use his ability as a fire extinguisher by making soap (saponification, the process used in fire extinguishers to make a non-combustible soap to suppress fire). This is how Alex D Jones managed to sink 8 marine ships in one day all while being invisible to the naked eye, floating on top of the water undetected (and he is himself unaffected by explosions similar to Trebol). The fat can also be made really sticky so that he can grab a hold of the ship (or anything for that matter) and so in many respects it mirrors Perospero's an Trevol's ability. His future sight also allows him to anticipate and foresee oncoming attacks so as to be able to reshape his body and avert said attacks so that the attacker bits nothing but air, similar to how Katakuri does it.
By mixing fat with a strong acquaous alkali (base) like lye for instance you can make soap. He makes high grade fat and soap sells these for a high cost to Big Mom whom he has dealings with. In exchange they fund a great deal of his operations, including running his secret radio broadcast (now that Dragon has rejected him) and also building up an army (At the beginning stages his army is called "the Mayhem crusade" (wink wink nudge nudge). He also sells high-end skin oils to rich buyers around the globe.
Damn em' to hell: by turning the ground into adhesive fat that you don't notice before it grabs you tight, he then shoots a napalm bomb at you from his huge firearm (he can lift dude) and reacts with the glycerol in the fat resulting in a huge firebomb that kills you instantly.
And other attacks revolving around explosions and invisibility and him being a tub of lard that also ha a flying device
Weapons and abilities: Alex D Jones is very fond of his guns that he has trained with ever since he was a child. The government performed many chemical tests on frogs on a certain NW island that turned them both toxic to the touch and also gay by tampering with their hormones and adding certain chemicals that were aimed at investigating certain toxins and their effects on animals. These frogs are particularly big and dangerous and so after the research was done the island was abandoned by WG military and scientist 15 years ago.
However, as certain frogs have the ability to change their gender, the frog population managed to keep their population numbers growing but with the added bonus of keeping the poisonous trait in their gene pool. Alex D Jones seized on the opportunity to turn this island into a training ground and has since spent that time training his sniper skills by perfecting the art of "hunting gay frogs"; hence the name of the island: Gay Frog Island. All of the best RA sharpshooters have had their training there which on top of training their skills as marksmen have also made them immune to most poisons in the world. Prior to that Jones used to be a powerlifter for many years but has as of the last 20 years focused more on his sniping abilities.
Gadgets: a flying device provided by Lindberg
Appearance: Alex D Jones has somewhat of a rotund physique (but much of it is just muscles) with a shock full of spirit and gusto that lets you know that this is a man of action and electrifying vitality. He is often seen wearing a black suit for radio broadcasts but at other times he just doesn't give a shit and has his shirt off. Sometimes he is shaven but at other times when he does his live promotions for his super male vitality products he makes sure to grow out his mutton chops and has his shirt off while munching down on his super male vitality together with a big grass-fed steak to get his testosterone up. This often gets him so riled up though that he does live streams where he goes into marine bars shirtless and picks fights with local officers (and he can still fight because when he was young he used to lift heavy and because he is a special paramecia that make it impossible to hurt him by conventional means). And every time he goes on a rampage he shouts out his catch phrase and slogan: WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!! and another one (which is his bounty number): "776 will commence again!!!"
Personality: Alex D Jones is a man of the utmost conviction with a bulldog sprit. Though everyone in the RA now sees him as a discredited lard head, Alex's motto in life is to "go lard or be barred" as he himself believes in never giving in to adversity and always loves pushing harder when things get rough; but also because he doesn't tolerate any pussies, gays and faghats to come along with him on his gay frog hunts (this is coming from his mouth, not mine). This put him at open odds with Ivankov and his army of transvestites who think he is far too homophobic to be part of the RA whereas Dragon tried to keep cordial his relations with him for the benefit of growing the organisation.
However, Alex's wild antics put too much of a strain on their relations as he became too much of a liability. His bar fights and stirring up tensions with the marines made it too difficult to have him around in the organisation which is why he had to go. The last straw on the camel's back was when he made open accusations on live air on IntelWars that former admiral (now fleet admiral) Akainu is a former Okama the subject of satanic, gay sex buttfucking rituals in Mariegeoise (his words) with 10 Celestial Dragons a day. This became the real reason why Akainu hates the Revolutionary Army and Dragon so much and why he as a fleet admiral has started cracking down so hard on the RA as of late (and which is also the real reason why he chose to situate New Marineford in the New World to have a better chance of getting his revenge). RA may do their part to stir up rebellion, but none is as real and does as good of a job of exposing tyranny and fake news as IntelWars. And oh yeah, Morgans hate him and write hate columns about him and so they have a little back and forth (also because Alex D Jones had bestial relations with Morgan's wife).
Alex is a really fun guy. Anyone would love to have a beer with the man. As he is so charismatic he has gained a tremendous following of hardened soldiers that he personally trains in the art of sniping and "gay frog hunting". As he is a D he is always brave and upbeat, never giving in to despair and is so full of personality that you can't help but feel drawn to him and his crazy shenanigans. The Jones clan were always pushing their luck and "going lard", and they were always the crazy bunch of the D's (says a lot considering you have the Monkey Family).
Bounty: 776 million berries
Future antagonist : Alex D Jones is very extreme in his views and believes in a violent overthrowing of the WG and so believes he is justified in attacking marines (and fake news journalists). His values will come to a clash with Luffy's. Jones believes in heavy handed tactics against the enemies and this will bring him into conflict with the strawhats and the other RAs. Final opponent for Usopp.
5. Shanks / Greenbull
6. Aokiji / Garp
7. Mihawk / Kong
9. Dory and Broggy
11. Benn Beckman
13. Rayleigh / Fujitora
14. Marco / Sengoku
16. Jozu (he fought Aokiji who also has FS as evidenced by his fight against WB)
17. Vista (very close to Jozu and, according to One Piece Blue Deep, he "showed his swordsmanship which is equal or superior to Mihawk's in this fight")
19. Katakuri (Tokikake and Gion)
20. Magellan / Enel
21. Luffy / Kidd
22. Lucky Roo / Yasopp
23. Blackbeard’s second strongest titanic captain: (I think Avalo Pizzaro)
28. Cracker / FBH Vergo
30. Sabo /Jimbei (though in water he's a top tier)
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